Dear Edi Pettegrew,

This post is dedicated to you...

Have you ever?

Have you ever driven through an intersection and wondered as you entered the middle of it if the light was actually green?

Have you ever looked in your rear view mirror after said intersection to make sure you did not, in fact, run a red light??

Have you ever opened  your contact lens case only to see it was empty and silently scream, "OH My Gosh! Where are my contacts?!?!?" Only to realize they are still in your eyes and you intended to take them out?

Have you ever been offered a snack by the woman sitting in front of you at a meeting and got really excited, only find she was just joking around and didn't have anything other than... gum?

Have you ever wondered what that amazing smell was coming from your kitchen as you wandered the house, only to realize it was the onion bagel you put under the broiler 15 (FIFTEEN) minutes ago???

Have you ever been randomly and suddenly publicly volunteered by your friend in the row ahead of you to bring snacks for 200 people at 7am on a Sunday morning?

Have you ever publicly had to tell 200 people that you are, in fact, not bringing snacks, but you could be good enough to bring them a raisin instead???

I have.
I dedicate this post to April 5, 2012

Oh, wait, I said I'd dedicate it to Edi. Well.... she'll just have to share.