Hello??

Life called today.

It asked how many things I can handle at once.

Then it hung up.


... my hands smell like spit-up even though they are washed. I can't find my kitchen counters. or the kitchen floor for that matter. I also can't find a babysitter, or my daughter's beloved blankie even though she had it two hours ago. ..I won't bore you with more....but trust me the list goes on and on.... ahhh.... motherhood